April 23, Another week bites the dust
{ 5:58 AM }
So much for the first week of school huh.
Another fulfilling week has ended, and I'm glad to say I'm 3B-ed. That's bruised, battered, and belated. As grading draws closer, all I can think of doing to destress is fight, fight and fight.
Okay now for the controversially - juicy stuff.
Ever since I watched Kickass, I can only think of one thing - seriously, why hasn't anybody thought of being a superhero? Yeah I know this sounds geeky to the max, but why hasn't anybody thought of being one? Let's look at the perks - you get to beat the crap out of people and get away with it, you get to set off the sirens of every single fashion police in the city with your flamboyantly gay outfit, you can wear your underwear over your pants, and here's the cruncher: chicks still dig you. They do, I'm not shittin' you!
How have I been spending my week? Absolutely splendid, thinking of ways to excrete some artsy juices ever so often (do not think dirty), going to the library to read up on stuff I dig, and of course, watching retro 1980's movies in post-modern infrastructures. If you've got a pentium 2 processor or if you're not from the East side of Singapore, I'm talking about Marine Parade Library.
I heard somebody's transferred course recently. Awwww we'll miss you. . . NOT. If you think switching courses are gonna help you become more popular, think again. If you think you'll do better in another course, think again. Oh and, stop acting like you're Paris Hilton - especially if you're Asia's worst imitation of Perez Hilton. Minus the dress sense. Minus the social status. Minus the social validation. Minus the gaytitude. Plus the fagtitude.
Uh - oh looks like my inner werebitch just showed it's butt-ugly face. Trust me, it won't happen again! Or at least, that's what I think. But who am I to judge, the sentence from BEP's awesome hit Boom Boom Pow (if you're still a tweeny-bopper who's into Aaron Carter, now's the time to jump ship from the S.S. Fruitcake to the S.S. Intheloop) best explains my predicament:
"I'm a beast when you turn me on"
Zeke
