April 24, WTF is wrong with you Singapore?
{ 11:10 PM }
HI. Don't say anything, close all chat boxes, close facebook, close adultfriendfinder (only for people like Haojie), close neopets, close maplestory, close your freaking cereal box life for a second, and don't "WTF is wrong with this S.O.B's attitude" me. Yet.
Check this out before you say anything else:
Lemme break it down for you guys. Summary: 3 guys. 1 knife. 500k stolen. Probably 10 to 15 witnesses. 0 people giving a shit about the situation? Okay, you can change that sentence to "WTF is wrong with Singaporeans' attitudes" now.
I - DON'T - GET - IT. Really? In that crowd there should've been like at least a few guys who went to the army right? What, the army taught you guys origami? Jesus Christ. Face it. You're taught hand - to - hand combat in the army. You're taught ambush tactics. You're taught, in short, how to deal with hostile situations.
So, educate me. Why didn't anybody do anything?
Not even a call to 999? Jesus Effing-christ. I've met aunties who will call 999 just because someone bumped into them gently with their bicycles. I've met kids who call 999 just to inform the police that they saw Mas Selamat selling Ramly Burgers at Joo Chiat nightmarket. So, educate me again, why the hell didn't anybody do anything?
Us Singaporeans are always complaining how boring and mundane our lives are. And when something mildly exciting springs up, noone wants to do anything? In-cre-di-FUCK-able. It's just like saying the train isn't coming, and it speeds right past you the next moment. It's like saying bigfoot doesn't exist, then meeting him face to face. It's like saying drinking Graveyard won't knock you out, then it does. This list can go on and on, but you guys get my point.
There are those of us who go for martial arts classes. We're always bragging about our "guns". Guys love showing off their washboard (the badly eroded, used for centuries version) abs. We share our war stories at coffeeshops. We say that when it's time to bring on the pain, we take it with anticipation and excitement. And here, the same guys who said that shit, they freeze at the climaxing point? Y'know what, you guys have just established yourselves as pussies.
I don't mean to go all Perezhilton.com on my own country. Trust me, I hate Perezhilton.com. A gayfag who derives pleasure from bitching about celebrities behind a keyboard? Not cool, totally. Anyway, if anyone sees this guys, give them an ass-kicking they so badly deserve will ya? It's your only shot at proving you aren't a pussy.
Don't worry, I'll walk the walk - if I do meet these clowns, you guys just be ready to rate my Youtube video. I'll post it here if I meet those clowns, scout's honour.
It'll be the ass-kicking of the century, that I promise you.
Zeke
