Another week has passed and more gang violence has permeated society. Really. Stop picking on weak people while wielding your cheesy weapons and go at it barefisted, it feels better. Trust me.
You guys like picking fights and living in a fantasy Japanese cartoon world?
Guess what, I know some guys who love that too! Except for the last part, that's kind of cheesy for my tastes. So come on down, any day of the week (unarmed, of course) to any place you can find them hanging around and we'll set up a playdate. It'll be a blast, I promise.